most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
haha it's nice to wake up to a TIDAL WAVE of happy birthdays. thanks guys :) i'll think of u as i eat my cake and cry bc death is inevitable
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
i went to a barbecue place downtown for dinner called ‘the pit’ and my waiter was named adam i swear to god i screeched like a pterodactyl in the middle of the restaurant and everyone in the place was staring at us and he just says very quietly
"damn you supernatural"
I can go from
little house on prairie girl
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
WELL THAT WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST.
that tub is so tall
why the fuck is that tub so tall
how else could it contain all that sexy
RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home